joke

This is humourous but true reflection of Malaysians.

MALAYSIAN ASTRONAUTS American Spaceman is called Astronaut

Russian Spaceman is called Cosmonaut

Chinese Spaceman is called Taikonaut

Malaysian Spaceman??? - Can-or-naut

Dr. M was thinking about sending somebody into space.

Three potential can-or-nauts were called for an interview -

one Indian, one Malay and one Chinese.

Dr. M interviews the Indian first: "So, Muthu, this is a dangerous mission.

How much do you think you should be paid?"

Muthu replied: "One million ringgit." "Why so much?" asks Dr. M.

"Very dangerous mission, Datuk. Maybe no come back!" replied Muthu.

"That's understandable," says Dr. M.

"Thank you.. size=2>Please ask the Malay guy to come here,

" So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question. "Alamak!...2 million, Datuk," replied the Malay candidate.

"Two million? That's twice as much! Even the aneh before you asked for only one million." "You see, Datuk," explains Mat,

"I have 4 wives and 15 children ... With 20 of us, it is a big family to support when I am gone...!" "I see," says Dr. M. "Okay, can you ask that Chinese guy to come then?"

The Chinese guy comes inand Dr. M asks, "Ah Chong, given this is a very risky mission,

how much do you want?" Ah Chong thinks for a while, and says, "3 million."

Mahathir appears shocked. "What?!? 3 million! Why so much?"

Ah Chong beckons Dr. M to come closer. He quietly whispers into his ear, "Datuk, one million you keep, one million I keep, and then one more million to send that aneh into space lah!" And...the Muthu was finally sent out to space.....

fighting hard

I'M FIGHTING HARD TOGETHER WITH MINGLEE, JEFF N HUIJIA. TOGETHER WE SHINE FOR LORD JESUS CHRIST. off to study!

deliverance

set free from hatred. set free from rejection. set free from curses. set free from brokenness. set free from sexual sins. set free from fear. set free from idolatry. set free from that black and white world. He's the almighty Saviour =)

To *****, row like a dragon okay! give ur very big smile when u see the camerA!

long thurs

i guess the best word to describe this stage of my life is... VERYBUSY.
hate thurs. such a long day for uss. OCIP interview after school. and den rushed off to attend council meeting. AND YEAH. finally get to settle down now and enjoy my tuna pie. [wheees, can break fast liao] huijia, another 30 mins to go! alllll theeee waayyyyy (=

had a quick but quality chat with liting.i was quite surprised that even as we're so busy with our sch work, we still bother to sae hi to each other. thanks girl for all the love n concerns. i guess i'm an adaptable creature. maybe u still cant digest the big change in my life but yeah.. i'm still hanging on strong there. thanks for not asking so much qns unlike some other ppl, gosh[ u know what i mean] i don really like ppl pressing me for reasons n ans. i mean, if i wun sae much means u're not the person i want to confide in. so, give me some space to breathe and work things out.

alright. many stuffs are waiting for me to do.

if u still think that u noe me very well,

maybe is time for u to wake up

and to realise u're such an eyesore!

not myself

SHES MY HUNK
ARINI , MUACKS.

DINNER AT PASIR PANJANG

I THINK I LOOK LIKE A MALAY TOO.

LOVEY DOVEY.

NO COMMENTS.

THATS IAN!

I SAY SEXY, YOU SAY BACK!

sexyback!

oh gosh. theres nothing much to write about these days.

wanna get a haircut soon. LIKE SOON?

how soon?! urghs. crap. everyday is a busy day. if not, lazy day.

yucks. not being myself today.

selestine n minglee are so obssessed wih their harry potter and the dunno what now.

bio was hard. it's now harder. crap.

sat is gonna be a stressful day.

home sweet home

HOME SWEET HOME. not gonna sae much about the leadership camp. way too significant n meaningful. miss many many many people. GREAT FRIENDS, shall always be. AT LEAST IN THE MEMORIES.

i've learnt that winning really matters. result is the objective. if u still think that winning is not everything, WAKE UP. be realistic! result reflects our leadership. i have always been comforting myself that, so long we're bonded in team, losing or winning doesnt matter anymore. man. i'm childish. how to even engage in the marketplace with that childish thinking. when theres no taste in the winning, how true a leader am i? out there in the world, no one cares the process. everyone wants to see results. and yeah. RESULTS! a good one!

800m

i hate ppl false start.

love my hair! it fliesssssss

PAPARAZZI??? hahahas.

http://www.rjcat.com/schsports/sectrack/ss_home.php?mypage=results/result-14-10.inc

alright man. I fell flat on the ground at the finishing line. total embarrassment. i even

took about 5s to react. dun ask me why. i dun even know the reason why. all i know is that

at the very second when i stepped across the finishing line, i thank God for the completion.

then the next second,

my face was flat on the ground.

crap. i tried too hard to stretch my head?

or just that my feet didnt even land properly on the ground?

GOSH. I DUN EVEN KNOW.

10Boey Jia Qi Rachel CJC 02:41.06
11Megan Chang VJC 02:41.21
12Toh Ai Di Eadelin TPJC 02:41.22
12Ang Kuan Ren VJC 02:41.22

we could smell each other in the race. my position didnt change at all

still remains as 12th in e finals.

yucks.

i'll always rmber theres this vjc won me by a nose and another vjc girl has the same body size as me.

16As soon as Eadelin finished her race, she fell

the ground. At that moment heaven was opened, and she saw the Spirit of God descending like a dove and lighting on her. 17And a voice from heaven said, "This is my child, whom I love; with her I am well pleased."

TENGCHEONG IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SWEEEETTT

*To this very tjc girl, you have done so well in the run! i'm so proud of you. continue to shine for God yeah!

2.4km run

wasnt mentally prepared for my 2.4km.

but God helped me thru this tough run once again.

hit a timing of 10mins 46s.

i have a feeling that he's running with me these days.

when i'm weak, you're strong

you're my feet, when i cant move on.

i went on rock climbing today!!!!! i'm scared of heights but cldnt give a shit about it anymore. wanna try out all things before i leave this world. leave without regrets. thats life (=

harry potter movie

the kissing scene in the harry potter show was soooooo random. is like, out of no reason harry n cho chang kissed. i dunno whats the whole order of phoenix about actually. i got two gentlemans sitting beside me since they both read harry potter books. so all the time, ezekiel and joshua were irritated by my never-ending questions. kenneth n minglee also know the story quite well. unfair. i wanna read books too!!!! overall, i rate the movie 3.5 stars. yeah. disappointing for sure.

was referring to the bookmark 'words i confess daily' n one of the points , " love poeple fervently" caught my attention. i laughed to myself. not that i've turn crazy or what. but it is just so hilarious that i don feel it in some people. i rmber i was quite a snobbish n stuck-up person. i chose to talk to ppl who deserve my attention or worth to be my friend.

dont get it? is like...

if you're not fun, not good looking, not smart or popular, please dont come near me. i'm just so not interested in making friends with you.

back to the point love people fervently. i wonder what would u do if one member is not doing very well these days? cast e person at one side? ignore he or she? don bother? if u tried calling the person, well done. if u're not, another worrying case. it makes me feel that if one day i'm not doing well, will i end up the same as the person?

I just feel that, never give up on the person that we used to work with, join hands with, in alliance with. for goodness sake, we're an army of God. so what if there r casualties in the team? we can still fight for God and heal the casualties at the same time. Thats the faith. it may seem impossible. but deep in my heart, when the person is healed. the person gonna rise up strong again. fight together with us once again. beat the devil upside down like never before. it takes alot of effort n strength. but not by our own effort n strength, but by the most high God.

i feel so disgusted by these 2 words. 'don bother'

i don think my God is like that.

800m finals

theres one good news and one bad news. the good news is that i'm managed to qualify for 800m finals. the bad news is that i dunno how am i going to run for 800m finals. feeling more pressurized and more nervous. Wednesday, is definitely a butt cramp day for me. no matter what, i must win that PARTICULAR RAFFLES GIRL. simple reason is that she used underhand method to overtake me. no sportsmanship.hehehehs. watch me fly!

4 by 400m

prayer works wonder again. we managed to enter 4 by 400m finals. the overall timing is not up to satisfaction.. guess the sprinters were too exhuasted with their earlier events. gonna aim 67s in the final round, to at least pull the distance gap closer. Hwa chong institution's 2nd runner is damn goood alright. but so what. at least I made her sweat like mad chicken before she could overtake me. not boasting off but yeah, wldnt let someone overtake me so easily. God bless her with long legs. but i guess God also bless me with lots of supporters. LOVE NGEE ANN TRACK. so slack in training yet so enthu in cheering. urghs. gotta run my 800m race tmr. if this gonna work out again, i'm gonna have my two finals events on the same WEDNESDAY. two best words to describe that day, SIAO LIAO. thanks for the prayers amanda n melsa (= we ran well becos of the strength given by Daddy God.

Without him, we wldnt make it.

Awesome Daddy.

poverty

swensen ice cream cake, i'm lovinnn it!

my face. my hair. my shirt. all experienced the goodness of it.

basically, my whole upper body was smeared with cake. that same goes to amanda.

only minglee managed to run away with it. GOD BLESS HER WITH SPEED. otherwise she would have the meow meow face like mine. Weeeeee~ i failed 2 H2 out of 3 H2. i don feel emo abt it. i think God really bless me.

do u know that 30,000 children die everyday due to poverty-related causes?

oh yeah. poverty sux. seeing all the children so skinny. like, skinnier than miie. my wish now is to fly over to Africa, to give them food and to give them a big big hug. I know God is doing smth about it. In fact, he's working thru us. Let's not jus look at the pictures and cry about it. Why don be the one spread the word? The left-over food is enough to feed 6 billion people. If u don feel a thing, i guess ur case is more worrying.

presents from relatives

the way u looked into my eyes,

tells me that u already had a key to my heart.

man!!! i receive more prezzie from relatives.

Britney Spears fantasy eau de perfume

lancome eye shadow, mascara, eye cream, brushes kit, lipsticks, make-up remover. i think it comes in a set.

elizabeth arden eye shadow n hand moisturiser

necklace n earrings

oh yah, loreal foundation from ezekiel.

SAVE MONEY ON EVERYTHING.

4 by 100m race

yipee yaya yipeeyipee yaa~
sorry zhongmou,dingjie..u guys werent the last to wish me happy birthday. HAHAHAAS. i think is huijia. 11.59pm.

ran 4 by 100m this morning. screwed up. thats it.

i looove all the presents.

pink colour socks from kiku n zm
2 pink colour disney pouches. one from zolene, one from kuku n zm
a chain with my name on it...SOOO SWEEET. from selestine, amanda n xinwei
a pink colour wallet from jeffrey.
a purplish pink FOX laced spag shirt from my pretty boss, jamie.
white colour blossom shirt from urghs! i know is a group of ppl bought it.
jean shorts from cell group
a pink colour softtoy dice from zm n kuku. very useful when trying to answer MCQ questions.
a great fish n co feast from ezekiel. seafood platter is yummy!
Ty bear [ birthday version] from ezekiel. so sweeeeet..
a heart shape necklace from minglee.. love confession i think (=
ok ok ok hairclip from minglee. she knows my fringe irritates me alot.
a big jigsaw puzzle from the minglee n zolene. SQUIRREL IS CUTE!
red packets from aunty n grandpa. the sum of money is confidential.

ehhh.. i feel pinkish in this season...


Kevin has dance competition tmr.. pray that God will guide him along.

my birthday

Today i was late for school n all da latecomers had to stay back for phototaking. [nbm. i jus treat it as a celebration or smth..] but it wasnt very nice to get ranted by disciplinary master on my BIG DAY. hahahas. forget it. Ooooooooo. cakes n cakes.. i think i put on weight.
HIGH SUGAR CONTENT. coffee,choc, strawberry. all tastes really yummy.

i received socks as muah prezzie! hahahas, shall compile all my presents another day. AM SO SLEEPY NOW. oh yah before that...

thanks for all the birthday wishes.. jasmine, zen, joshua, sherman, liting, grace, huixian, angie, seraphina, kenneth, niven, ben,sean,wilson, another wilson, jon, phyllicia, sherryfah? sarah, shanzhi, jamie, puiye, angie, zsa, sansan, eileen,amanda,selestine, alfie, tseyun,kikuzawa, zhongmou, melsa, xinwei,minglee, jeffrey,ezekiel, huijia,queenie, rachel, chiensing, council[ mae gave me a real big hug man],hafiz, nash, jocelyn.. MUACKS! lols..

every birthday wish makes me happier each time.

my phone really hanged. [stupid fone i know]
cldnt reply u guys..sry about that. May God bless everyone. Zzzzzzz

let's be kingdom-minded

this blog post goes all out to joshua, angie n ezekiel. u guys prayers work wonders upon wonders. minglee was second n i was third. so we were like, "Let's do really well to shine for God!"
Truly, she was excellent in reading the passage aloud n her conv was more or less a successful one. As for miie, i didnt do quite well for my passage as compared to minglee[ i could go blind with all da chinese charcaters] but i believe it was still an above average reading overall. the conversation part saved me from drowning! it was about sports n awards. i love this topic! yeah man. great chance to shine for God. And then queenie claimed that i bla bla very long but the examiners were nodding their heads happily, saying 'this girl is good'. I LOVE DADDY GOD!
no more chinese oral for the rest of my life!

back to school

slowly opening up my eyes..praying REAL hard in my heart.. searching for the final result in the box below.. THERE! MY MID YEAR MATHS RESULT! i saw it with my own eyes. it's my H2 subject! one of the most important subjects! oh my goodness! i cant believe it! how could this happen to me?! I PASSED MY FREAKING MATHS!!!!!!!!!!!! i kissed the table with joy. ARRRRR. i'm not one of the failures!!! 32 upon 60. Weeeee~~~
[ u dunno how hard the paper was! ] am so satisfied with muah result.


=p our 4 by 100m girls' team managed to smell the finals with a timing of 57.92s. Oh God, let miracles come upon miie. i wanna get hit my personal best for 800m and also to pass another H2 subject, preferably biology. tmr is A levels chinese oral. gosh, i don feel nervous at all. i guess God will guide me along in the oral. hehes. prayer works wonder.

transformer

TRANSFORMER is really super duper thrilling man. with an old-looking car transformed into presentable posh car and den to gigantic robotic hero was really incredible. but thats smth superficial. in the movie, that cute and silly Sam actually got himself a hot babe in the end! Hehehehes. i guess the funniest part is when the 4 robots went to Sam's hse. apparently, they were too bulky to keep the noise level down. yeah. great destruction in the backyard. Watching da 4 great robots trying to hide away from Sam's parents really amused me man. To prevent them from finding out, Mikaela had to come out from her hiding place. Well, Sam's mum was estactic! hahahas. HOT BABE WHAT. i wanna get da same car as Sam too! the music will just play according to my mood. Hehehehehes.

so jealous of jeffrey's portable PS. jus found out that joshua doesnt eat chilli [BOOOO] and minglee on the other hand, eats lots of chilli {waAAAA}. i'm intermediate when it comes to eating chilli. [ooooooooh]

RECOMMENDED WONTON MEE : heeren =)

RATING FOR TRANSFORMER: 5stars

joshua got a new blog

woooohoooo!!!!! Here to advertise joshua's blog http://www.litkwongg.blogspot.com/

link him ONLY WHEN U KNOW HIM.

sunday

The grey fantansy inside of me is driving me nuts n peanuts. i bought 3 grey shirts in just 2 days. hahahas. I LOVE GREYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shopping spree late at night

Zsazsa: if someone ever breaks ur heart, one word from u, and i'll break someone's nose
den she continues,
Zsazsa: i mean it (:

*tremblings*

SO PEOPLE, U DON WANNA BE THE NEXT MICHAEL JACKSON. hahahahahahas


went to meet zsa,ran,guan and bigshow for lunch on fri. they didnt change much. jus that guan's hair has grown quite alot and he looks slimmer now. den we went back to our secondary school to visit mdm azean. oh yah! u noe how damn lucky are the sec4s now? they have each and every classroom installed with air condition. so unfair. STUPID PINK PANTHER. he still wears pink for goodness sake. after touring the sch, we den found out mdm azean had left da sch. ARGHHHH. but we had a long talk with mrs teh. shes really really cute. so huggable. and yeah, a ring from perrine, got to rush for training. and after training, thats when all da sweet aroma came. CELL GROUPS JUS TTOO SWEET FOR MIIE.

Saturday
we went totally insane after service. NOT that the service was boring but the urge in us drove us to madness. SHOPPING SPREE AT 9PM. i didnt know speed is taken into account. just give me another one hr or so and i'm pretty sure we can smoke the whole bugis street.
at least puiye, rufeng, minglee and i managed to buy smth back home (: i dunno da guys. they're jus the losers when it comes to shopping. PLEASE ADMIT.